1. I don’t know what the security code on a debit card is but I do know how to add a contact on BlackBerry Messenger.
2. I don’t know who Malcolm McClaren is but I do know the number 1 UK beatboxer (and knew him before he got famous, too).
3. I don’t know how to teach my mum how to use her phone but I do know how to teach autistic children to behave.
4. I don’t know where to order recycling bins but I do know where to buy drugs.
5. I don’t know one single line of anything Shakespeare’s ever written but I do know the lyrics to every Arctic Monkeys song.
6. I don’t know how to find my way around Ikea but I do know how to find my way around east London.
7. I have no idea what I want to do with my life but I do know what I’m doing every day of next week.
8. I don’t know the capital cities of many nations but I do know how to say ‘Hello beautiful’ in six languages.
9. I don’t know how to sort out different colours when I’m washing clothes but I do know how to sort out a wi-fi network.
10. I don’t know what the coalitions AV referendum is but I do know about David Cameron’s ‘Big Society’ project in Hastings.
11. I don’t know how bread is made but I do know how genetically modified insulin is made.
12. I don’t know how much a track costs on iTunes but I do know I can listen to the same track free on Spotify.
13. I don’t know the difference between an embassy and a consulate but I do know the difference between Coke and Pepsi.
14. I don’t know who Fido Dido is but I do know who Compare the Market’s meerkat is.
15. I don’t know what TED conference is but I do know what Conspiracy For Good is.

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